The crew at Mr. Boy Productions takes itself very seriously...very, very seriously. Seriously, we take ourselves very, seriously. In fact, we take ourselves so very, very seriously that we discourage any and all fun while in production of any or all of our films.

Creativity is weakness. Originality is for suckers. From this day forward, we will make it our goal to lie, cheat, and steal our way to the top, swing from the brass ring, and -- over cigars and brandy -- thumb our noses at all the people we stepped on along the way.

Then, when the fame and fortune has taken complete control of our Mr. Boy collective -- we'll rob banks, give the money to the poor, then rob the poor and shoot the money!

We here at Mr. Boy Productions laugh in the face of danger...then, we run and hide until it goes away.

While we're hiding, please choose a crew member from the menu on the right.